Slimey The Slug FAQs

Is Slimey the Slug a boy or girl?
Slimey is all male.
How Does Slimey The Slug Talk?
Like a cool film-noir detective from one of those old black and white movies.
Does Slimey Fight Crime?
No.
Is Slimey the Slug affiliated with any state or federal agencies?
Slimey The Slug is a card-carrying member of the Hip-Cool Way-Out Slug Patrol.
Can Slimey the Slug be killed by having salt sprinkled on him?
Unlike other slug species, Slimey can withstand tremendous physical, mental and chemical abuse.
He does, in fact, enjoy salt on his sausage biscuits.
Are Slimey the Slug collectibles worth anything on the currently saturated market?
The ultra-rare Slimey the Slug Creamed Candy Corn Food Item is still a sought-after treasure.
Will Slimey The Slug replace Santa Claus as the next pseudo-mythological
gift-bearing icon of holiday mirth?
Probably not, but he does have his feelers set on the Lucky Charms Leprauchan
Why are Slimey The Slug's animated films so cheap-looking?
Quality is sacrificed so that Slimey can "breathe" as an actor, and not let superficial elements like production value dwarf his performance.

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